I was quite happy to notice some pumpkin beer at the store today. We are not having anything approaching Fall weather here in Charlottesville. I usher in these brews nonetheless. Last pumpkin beer season, I tasted the following beers. (These are ordered roughly from those I liked least to those I liked most, with asterisks reflecting those that were new to me then.)
Last Year’s Beers
Jack’s Pumpkin Spice Ale (5.5%)
Uinta “Punk’n” Harvest Pumpkin Ale (4.0%)
*Shipyard “Pumpkinhead” Pumpkin Ale (5.1%)
Buffalo Bill’s Pumpkin Ale (5.2%)
Blue Moon “Harvest Pumpkin” Pumpkin Ale (5.7%)
Brooklyn “Post Road” Pumpkin Ale (5.0%)
Saranac Pumpkin Ale (5.1%)
*Heavy Seas “The Great’er Pumpkin” Bourbon Barrel Aged Imperial Pumpkin Ale (9.0%)
Smuttynose Pumpkin Ale (6.0%)
*New Holland “Ichabod” Pumpkin Ale (5.5%)
*Heavy Seas “The Great Pumpkin” Imperial Pumpkin Ale (8.0%)
Dogfishhead “Punkin” Imperial Pumpkin Ale (7.0%)
*Wolaver’s “Will Stevens’” Pumpkin Ale (5.4%)
*Weyerbacher Imperial Pumpkin Ale (8.0%)
*Williamsburg Alewerks Imperial Pumpkin Ale (7.3%)
Southern Tier “Pumking” Imperial Pumpkin Ale (9.0%)
As may be seen, I tasted a modest amount last year. This year I really plan to up the ante. Thus this blog.
A few preliminary remarks are in order before I begin to spew my disorganized and inarticulate thoughts about the beers this year.
Let me discuss my rating system. I use a star rating system ranging from * to *****, with intermediate ratings increasing by 1/4 of a star. I tend to give the beers I like the least one star, but will still leave room for the possibility of grades as low as 1/4 of one star. These I hope to not taste. There is always hope. By way of something like a semantics for this system, I have the admittedly (but necessarily) rough schema below. This schema is not intended to be a group of direct translations of star ratings, but a helpful guide to see what it is for me to give these ratings.
* = poor
** = decent
*** = good
**** = great
***** = exceptional
Any rating falling in between one of these need not have a word of its own. That is, I don’t have some word for what a **1/4 rating is. Giving a **1/4 rating implies that I liked it more than ** beers, but less then *** beers. The schema above provides some context. Two star beers are decent beers, while three star beers are good beers. My use of this schema naturally brings up two issues.
Background for Rating System
First, one might wonder about more nuanced differences between the beers, and whether this schema allows me to capture these things.
This is a good issue to consider. Obviously the devil is in the details. For the individual reviews I will give, I will talk about the beers in some detail before giving an overall rating. This way, I allow for some more nuanced discussion of the various differences between these beers. (Hopefully I can achieve some reasonable detail in comparisons.) Again, the schema just provides some context for the otherwise empty syntax of the star system.
Second, one might wonder (setting aside the intermediate ratings) what it means to say that some beer is a “decent” beer. There are two things someone may have in mind in raising this issue. To start, there is the thought that (i) there may be no objectively decent (or good or great, etc.) beer, that different people have different pallates and so things are only decent for an individual or group. There is also the thought that (ii) there is nothing to being a decent beer full stop (whether or not it is relative to a person or group), that there are only decent beers for particular purposes (i.e., having a dinner party, gettin crunk at the club, etc.).
These are both good issues to discuss. With respect to (i), the manner in which I will proceed allows that there may not be an objectively decent beer. I know that I am speaking to my tastes when I say that some beer is decent or great. Hopefully some will find that they have similar tastes, or can get something out of my ratings, given my tastes. (I finish this post by talking a bit about what beers I tend to like and dislike. This may be helpful.) With respect to (ii), I will proceed as though there is something to a rating of good or decent full stop. Of course if you are having a dinner party with elaborate entrees, you probably won’t want malt liquor with every course. Nevertheless, in terms of rating the beers, I think that there is something I am expressing when I say that a beer is decent or good. I think there is something to an overall impression. I am rating all of these beers as pumpkin beers. I think there is an overall impression that I can capture there.
Aim of the Blog
The main aim here is simple: to get across what I think and feel about these beers. Of course there are other aims: to have fun, to try lots of pumpkin beers, to kick it with some cool folks. Given the main aim, I have chosen to use mostly English and natural language in my ratings. I don’t use numbers, or fine-tuned calculations for the various components I discuss. I do, as explained above, have a rating system that is itself formal. (This serves the task of assisting with giving overall grades or impressions to beers that are comparative.) Nevertheless, I stray from using numbers. Part of the motivation for this is that it seems to reflect a rigor or technicality in evaluation that would be misleading and even disingenuous to my project here. My aim is to relay these thoughts and impressions. Hopefully I will improve over time.
My Typical Tastes
I like many different beers, but I tend to gravitate towards a couple of different styles. I really enjoy Saisons and Farmhouse Ales, probably more than other beers. I really like IPA’s, but don’t just look for lots of hops. In particular, I like IPA’s that have some botanical or floral elements. I also enjoy Belgian Tripels that are well-balanced enough to not smack you in the face with alcohol.
Those amount to my favorite beer types, though I like a lot more beers than just the ones that fall into those categories. I will drink just about any beer, and there are very few beers that I find undrinkable. For instance, I quite enjoy Pumpkin Ales.